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time--
a currency i lend out
for free.
the service of it, advantageous,
the bigger an ass you are
the more time you get.
you're never in debt;
services and benefits, however, those are
non-refundable, and you have
to pay them off at some point.
oh yes, there's quite a high deductible for the reaping of those benefits--
my services are rather time-consuming
and also emotionally exhausting,
so beware, i charge high rates
for what i do when you take my time.
a loan for my shoulders-- one
you'll feel obligated to repay: an incentive
all by itself,
especially if it's a long-term investment.
funny though, when that loan goes unpaid,
people either are apathetic, or frustrated:
the frustrated take more time, and more benefits
thus more debt in the services department--
and when they can't pay off their deductible for the services,
they pull out a loan, and get frustrated
again.
you could say i'm what America wants:
a bank that earns no profit.
a currency i lend out
for free.
the service of it, advantageous,
the bigger an ass you are
the more time you get.
you're never in debt;
services and benefits, however, those are
non-refundable, and you have
to pay them off at some point.
oh yes, there's quite a high deductible for the reaping of those benefits--
my services are rather time-consuming
and also emotionally exhausting,
so beware, i charge high rates
for what i do when you take my time.
a loan for my shoulders-- one
you'll feel obligated to repay: an incentive
all by itself,
especially if it's a long-term investment.
funny though, when that loan goes unpaid,
people either are apathetic, or frustrated:
the frustrated take more time, and more benefits
thus more debt in the services department--
and when they can't pay off their deductible for the services,
they pull out a loan, and get frustrated
again.
you could say i'm what America wants:
a bank that earns no profit.
good thing there's no interest rate
half-lighthearted and joking, a quarter sarcastic, and a quarter serious.
hope you like
questions?
ask
half-lighthearted and joking, a quarter sarcastic, and a quarter serious.
hope you like
questions?
ask
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